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Some Things You're Definitely Guilty Of Doing In Public | Zikoko!
  • Some Things You’re Definitely Guilty Of Doing In Public

    Even though going out now appears to be an extreme sport, there was a time where you could hurry on off to the gym, salon, park, wherever, without paying much mind to it. Now during those times, we can guarantee that while out in public, you 100% did at least one of these things, hoping…


    Even though going out now appears to be an extreme sport, there was a time where you could hurry on off to the gym, salon, park, wherever, without paying much mind to it.

    Now during those times, we can guarantee that while out in public, you 100% did at least one of these things, hoping no one caught you doing so:

    Running across a zebra crossing

    Because we all know Nigerian drivers think it’s a Tom-Tom ad anyway.

    Trying to cross a street, miscalculating and doing that awkward run to avoid being run over

    This happens to the best of us.

    Staring at a stranger in the next car and making a crazy face for no reason.

    There’s a child within us all.

    Buying something in traffic and feeling like an asshole for making the vendor run to collect his money when traffic moves

    This always happens!

    Running for dear life whenever you’re moving under a bridge

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    Because trailer can fall any fokken time

    What funny things do you do in traffic?

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