We’ve all had that dreadful moment when number two catches you outside and you just have to dash into a public toilet.

If it’s at a fancy venue, you’re safe. But this guide is for when you find yourself at the public restrooms in bus parks and marketplaces.

Skip the first toilet

No one wants to take a long stroll inside a public toilet, so the first spot is always the easiest option. That means you’re more likely to find a clean toilet if you skip to the third or fourth.

Don’t breathe

As you walk in, the first thing you want to do is hold your breath. Think about it, if you don’t breathe, how will you smell other people’s business?

Tip toe

You’ll most likely walk into a pool of stagnant water mixed with urine. So you want to apply your best tiptoeing techniques or risk getting splashed.

Don’t touch anything

Ideally, the only thing your hands should be touching is your clothes to make way for your business, and your butt when you clean up.

Lock the door

It’s embarrassing enough when your siblings barge into the toilet while you’re emptying your bowels. Now, imagine a complete stranger.

Protect your belongings

You have to go in with them but also maintain zero contact. The best thing to do is to hang everything you came with around your neck.

Wash your hands

But because there’ll most likely be no water supply, always carry a sanitizer around.

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