1. Keep a change of clothes in the car, for “just in case” owambe parties.
2. You can never have enough small chops. Eat until you burst.
3. There is no such thing as an uninvited guest, just a pleasant surprise.
4. At family parties stay away from those aunties that are just looking for nieces and nephews to frustrate. Don’t be a victim.
5. When someone that’s had too much to drink wants to get behind the wheel, you’re like:
6. When you’re tired, remember that party season is the best season!
7. Check Zikoko every single day so you have a permanent smile on your face.
