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1. When she calls you just once and you don’t answer her loudly enough.

2. How she’s always extra during service.

3. How she reports you to the whole house when you take one spoon of her jollof.

4. When you ask her for dash money, she’s like:

5. How she does gbeborun when you’re gisting with your friends.

6. When she’s gisting with your mum and you chook mouth.

7. When you tell her your boyfriend doesn’t have a job.

8. Her reaction when her husband is forming lovey dovey.

9. How she now digs it in the club on Friday night.
