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1. You wanted to sharply leave Lagos so you took this wonderful expressway.

2. Then you hear MFM, RCCG, Deeper Life and NASFAT are holding programs in one night.

3. When it’s midnight and you haven’t even reached Mowe.

4. You asking God to part the traffic for you just like Moses parted the Red Sea.

5. When you see people parking their cars and preparing to sleep on the road.

6. You, gisting with the people in the car next to you.

7. You looking for a place to make a U-turn.

8. When you see people strolling down the expressway as if they’re in their houses.

9. Gala and lacasera hawkers when there’s traffic on Lagos-Ibadan expressway.

10. When the traffic is terrible but there’s a potential bae in the car beside you.

11. You, whenever someone tries to cut in front of you.

12. When you catch up to that car that tried to claim road.

13. You when you first got on the expressway vs you when you finally get to your destination
