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1. When your friend starts crying over tablecloths and centrepieces.
2. When she chooses ugly bridesmaid dresses and expects you to pay for them.
3. When she brings out diet and a menu for everyone months before her wedding.
4. When there is fight everyday in the bride and bridesmaids group chat.
5. When she tries to guilt trip you for not caring enough about her wedding.
6. When she is fighting half of the vendors in Nigeria and expects you to help her sort it out.
7. When she starts using family members to harass you and your friends because of the wedding.
8. When she thinks she can call you at any hour because everything is suddenly “urgent”.
9. When you refuse to do something for her or are unable to, she looks at you like:
10. When she starts dispensing relationship advice because she has a strong case of ‘I’m getting married syndrome’.
11. When the wedding is over and she comes back to her senses, you’re like:
12. But now another friend is planning her wedding so you are about to suffer all over again.
