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1. You, chopping mouth during the school anthem until it’s time to shout…

2. When a Uniport babe sees a group of Nelson Mandela boys.

3. You and your guys, queuing up in front of Mama Abuja like:

4. How TBD looks once exam time table comes out:

5. UPTH and “no bed space”:

6. How the Man O’ War in school saw themselves:

7. When you see couples loving up at Love Garden in Delta Park.

8. How you queue to enter shuttle at Abuja park:

9. When 4 different classes are holding at the Arena at the same time.

10. How people pray when it’s time to write basic or certificate exams:

11. Whenever you finish climbing the stairs at Ofrima.

12. How 70% of the students go to town as soon as weekend reaches:

13. When you see that old pastor between Delta Park and Choba preaching about hell fire.

14. How you hail pharmacy students that have managed to reach final year:

15. When you see your guy that is owing you money eating at Emmatex or Sunnas.
