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1. “I will never call my ex again”

2. “I will never use (insert your most frustrating network provider here) ever again”

3. “Data is so expensive! I’m not buying data ever again!”

4. “I’m never drinking (insert favourite soda here) ever again”

5. “I’m never drinking alcohol ever again”

6. “I’m never going on Twitter ever again”
