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1. When you ask them what they put in their mouth and they quickly swallow before you can stop them.
2. When they decide the toilet is their new swimming pool.
3. When they realise they can use their teeth as a weapon of mini destruction, they’re like:
4. When you think if you ignore them they’ll stop crying but they just increase the volume of their cry.
5. When they decide to use their crayons to design all the walls in the house.
6. When they finally start talking and won’t stop even when you beg.
7. When you just finish tidying the house and tell them to sit down in one place, they’re like:
8. When you are trying to potty train them and they are uninterested in all the rubbish you are talking.
9. When they insult people by mistake and you have to start apologising.
10. When they sleep in the afternoon and won’t allow anybody hear word in the night.
