Whenever you see a movie poster with this man on it, just know he will use the line “the elders say”. The Nigerian embodiment of Solomon, we think he should have a book out already. Take a look at these posts by people who want to be him.

1. For you guys that love food more than life.

https://twitter.com/Pete_Edochie/status/650276800451477505

2. When you’re thinking the elders don’t know about #SeizeTheBae.

https://twitter.com/Pete_Edochie/status/649087182083391488

3. For those of you waiting for the “perfect moment” listen.

https://twitter.com/Pete_Edochie/status/651650150545424384

4. Are you trying to toast a babe that has never had a good relationship?

https://twitter.com/Pete_Edochie/status/646283570785452032

5. When a bus conductor asks a person in a G Wagon “who are you?”

https://twitter.com/peteedochi/status/624645486763446273

6. Did you steal someone’s boyfriend? Or meat from the pot?

https://twitter.com/Pete_Edochie/status/689566492761915393

7. Sometimes some people are not just your mate.

https://twitter.com/Pete_Edochie/status/688336844505886720

8. Are you about to start a fight you can’t handle?

What did Pete Edochie say about stones and bullets? A man who doesn't want to receive bullets doesn't throw stones at a man with a gun

— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) August 31, 2015

9. Just a quick reminder that sometimes your person can be your enemy.

https://twitter.com/Pete_Edochie/status/631868583795159040

10. Are you always hungry? Here’s your excuse.

https://twitter.com/Pete_Edochie/status/564514173749825538

11. If you ever thought the elders aren’t technology savvy.

https://twitter.com/Pete_Edochie/status/622439265348243456

12. Another perfect example of ‘You think you’re doing me, you’re doing yourself.

https://twitter.com/EdochieWisdom/status/173323774798737408

13. ​And if you were ever wondering who wisdom don epp, this quote will tell you.

I Never have problems with NEPA. My house is powered by the light of wisdom.

— Pete Edochie (@PeteyEdochie) August 7, 2012