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1. When she doesn’t understand that FIFA and football things are more important than conversation.
2. When you say ‘yes’and she doesn’t get that it covers everything she’s been saying, so she starts the lecture all over.
3. When she starts being uncharacteristically logical.
4. When you mistakenly cheat on her and she won’t even accept sorry.
5. When she’s sending nudes and traps when there’s no fuel.
6. When you just insult her small and she gets offended.
7. When she starts stressing you to make sounds during sex.
8. When she buys you a gift but it’s not a Hublot watch or a PS4.
9. When she doesn’t understand that you’re supposed to be the only man in her life.
10. When she wants to know ‘who was on the phone’ even though it would break her heart.
11. When it’s been one hour and SHE hasn’t checked up on you.
12. When she gets upset that you keep calling your ex-girlfriend.
13. When she says she’ll cook for you and she still expects you to help out.
14. When she continues to argue with you instead of agreeing that you’re always right.
15. When you’ve been dating for five years but she can’t understand that it’s too early for marriage.
