1. When she doesn’t understand that FIFA and football things are more important than conversation.
Messi is more important!
2. When you say ‘yes’and she doesn’t get that it covers everything she’s been saying, so she starts the lecture all over.
Seriously?
3. When she starts being uncharacteristically logical.
Please go. I don’t know who you are anymore.
4. When you mistakenly cheat on her and she won’t even accept sorry.
But I said sorry now?
5. When she’s sending nudes and traps when there’s no fuel.
So what do you want me to do?
6. When you just insult her small and she gets offended.
Ordinary “man hands”.
7. When she starts stressing you to make sounds during sex.
Silence speaks a thousand words!
8. When she buys you a gift but it’s not a Hublot watch or a PS4.
If I slap you!
9. When she doesn’t understand that you’re supposed to be the only man in her life.
Please, please no competition.
10. When she wants to know ‘who was on the phone’ even though it would break her heart.
I’m protecting you!
11. When it’s been one hour and SHE hasn’t checked up on you.
She don’t care.
12. When she gets upset that you keep calling your ex-girlfriend.
She’s just a friend!
13. When she says she’ll cook for you and she still expects you to help out.
WOW!
14. When she continues to argue with you instead of agreeing that you’re always right.
When will your life be alright?
15. When you’ve been dating for five years but she can’t understand that it’s too early for marriage.
Na wa oh!
