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1. You went to go and join “bad gang”.
2. You brought home an “akata”.
3. They heard you were misbehaving in school.
4. You have now “grown wings”.
5. You have started speaking to them with an accent.
6. You want to “end up in MagDonnas”
7. You told them you want to become a rapper.
8. You got an 89 in school.
9. They saw you talking to the opposite sex.
10. You accidentally raised your voice at them.
11. You were trying to talk to them when they were on the phone.
12. They tried to slap you and you dodged.
13. You threatened to call the police when they were beating you.
14. You stayed at your friends house till it was dark outside.
15. You did not add “ma” or “sir” when you answered them.
16. You actually used the dishwasher to wash dishes.
