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1. “Look left, look right, look left again” does not work in Nigeria.

2. You still have to look both ways before crossing a one-way street.

3. If you don’t kneel down and beg each car to stop, you’ll just be waiting there like:

4. If this isn’t you:

5. Because zebra crossings are nothing but Tom-Tom adverts to Nigerians.

6. Run, even though the road is completely free.

7. Nigerian drivers accelerating to jam you like:

8. Just because one driver stops for you, doesn’t mean the others will.

9. Pedestrian bridges are really just there for decoration.

10. When it rains, just expect Nigerians to splash water on you.

11. Nigerians are colour blind, so red light isn’t necessarily an opportunity to cross.
