These Are All The Reasons We Hate Throwing Parties

1. When you have to start thinking of guest list.

This is worse than homework.

2. When the food and drink vendors start calling all sorts of stupid prices for you.

Do I look like Dangote?

3. When you have to clean the whole house before the party starts so your guests don’t think you are a pig.

Wahala on wahala on wahala.

4. When the food vendors are late and guests are already arriving.

It’s not me but my enemies these ones are trying to disgrace.

5. When the DJ is playing rubbish jams and people look bored.

Does this one know his work

6. When someone breaks something in the house.

Noooooo!

7. When people start asking you for different things and you have to run up and down.

So stressful!

8. When uninvited guests start trooping in because they are mannerless!

Why are you here?

9. When your crush comes for the party but meets someone else there.

Ah!

10. When someone starts giving instructions like it’s their party.

Na wa oh!

11. When the party is over but people are refusing to leave.

Na wa oh!

12. When everyone has finally left and you have to clean up by yourself.

Am I Cinderella?