1. When you go to the cinema and they’re shouting throughout the movie like they can enter the screen.
2. When they claim to want to “surprise you” and the date ends up being terrible.
3. When you bump into your ex at the same restaurant.
4. When the bill comes and you have 4 seconds to decide whether or not you are splitting the bill.
5. When they crack a joke and it’s rude or awkward.
6. When their real girlfriend or boyfriend comes to make a scene.
7. When LASTMA stops the car and his papers are not complete.
8. When you think it went really well and then they never call you again.
