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1. The Nigerian provisions starter pack:
2. The official padlock for stingy students:
3. When you’re with your Nasco and you see someone chowing Kelloggs.
4. You, the first time they jacked your locker and stole your provisions:
5. When you beg your guys for provisions and they say they haven’t launched it yet.
6. When you’re the only one in your dorm that got provisions on visiting day.
7. When seniors see you entering the hostel with provisions.
8. When a senior gives you bowl to go and fill with milk.
9. When you get back from class and catch someone trying to jack your locker.
10. When you open your provisions and people with spoons start appearing like:
11. When you’re the only one in your room left with provisions.
12. When they steal provisions from the stingiest person in your room.
13. How you look at people that take their unopened provisions back home:
