1. When you see on the school calendar that inter house sports day is fast approaching, you’re like:

What kind of wahala is this?
2. When your friends try to encourage you to try out for something strenuous.

Better get out!
3. When you see people volunteering for march past and you can still quickly join.

Ehen! This is better
4. When the house captain asks for someone to be in charge of glucose and refreshments, you’re like:

I can do that one very well!
5. When people try to call you to run 100 or 200 metres.

It’s like these ones are uninterested in being champions.
6. When you see people sweating and struggling during inter-house sports while you’re relaxing.

Sorry guys! This too shall pass!
7. When people try to make you jealous of their medals like you care about all that.

Please carry your foil medals away from here!
8. When they are sharing food you and suddenly remember all your athletic abilities.

Champion!
9. When people start trying to attack you for not participating enough in the stressful activities.

Better keep quiet!
10. When the wretched day is over and you can now relax!

Finally!