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1. You, devising new tactics to catch your prey.
2. When you finally meet a light-skinned Igbo babe that is stronger than you.
3. When your girlfriend catches you in bed with her sister so you vex till she apologizes for coming home too early.
4. When you see your girlfriend you’ve cheated on 70 times shaking her male co-worker’s hand.
5. When your girlfriend is bringing up marriage after just 7 years, so you dump her.
6. When you see your ex being happy and fulfilled without you in her life.
7. When your girlfriend accuses you of cheating but you’ve been faithful for 2 whole days.
8. When you realize you have finally fallen in love.
9. When you see a babe you like and she is telling you she is married like that one is your business.
10. How you use N200 credit to call the 27 women in your life:
11. You, trying to deceive all your side chicks that your heart belongs to them.
12. When you hear one of your 26 side chicks is leaving you to get married.
