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1. When they ask for your size but still give you the one that is 5 times too big.
2. You, trying to find jungle boots that are actually your size:
3. When you try on your khakis for the first time.
4. When you finally discover the real use of the NYSC cap.
5. When you go to Mami market and hear “N1,000 to slim-fit.”
6. How you think you look in your khakis vs. How you actually look:
7. When you realize the NYSC belt is actually just a useless rope.
8. How your khakis shrink after one wash:
9. When you go out in your khakis and everyone suddenly thinks they know you.
10. When strangers shout “corper wee!” and actually expect you to reply “waaa!”
11. How you look at people who somehow manage to look good in their khakis:
12. When road safety allows you pass because you’re wearing your khakis.
13. You, running to go and change immediately clearance is over.
