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1. When you don’t want to go out but you hear “free food”.
2. When you go for a buffet and someone tries to enter your front.
3. When your mother starts doubting your stomach.
4. When the person serving food at the owambe keeps passing you.
5. When the caterer tries to block your blessing.
6. Your plate at every owambe:
7. When you follow your friend to a fancy restaurant and you see the tiny portions.
8. When there is still flesh on your bone and your waiter tries to clear your plate.
9. When someone wants to take you on a date that doesn’t involve food.
10. Your monthly food budget:
11. When you buy take-away but finish the food before you get home.
12. When your friend says you spend too much money on food.
13. Nigerian mothers: “…when you’re always eating.”
14. When you dish your food and one aunty comes to say “for you alone?!”
15. When your siblings eat the food you kept in the fridge.
16. When the person saying grace for food starts praying too long.
17. You, leaving every party with food like:
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