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1. When you enter the office and see that overeager colleague approaching you.
2. When that colleague that lives around your side always gets to work before you.
3. When you’re getting along with your colleagues and they spoil it by inviting you out after work.
4. That colleague that keeps trying to talk to you when you have your earbuds in.
5. You, avoiding your colleagues in public at all costs:
6. That colleague that always tells you personal stories that leave you looking for their point like:
7. Whenever one of them manages to find you on social media.
8. Nigerian colleagues and “you’re adding weight oh!”
9. You, at every single work event.
10. Colleague: “I can’t come to work, I’m not feeling fine.”
11. When you’re single and your colleague is constantly trying to set you up.
12. When you’re sneaking out during your lunch-break so nobody asks you to help them get food.
13. When you say “come and join me” while you are eating and they actually come.
14. When your colleague with terrible taste keeps playing their music with loudpeakers.
15. You, pretending to be busy so you don’t have to walk out with anyone.
16. You, when they start arguing about football or politics.
17. How your colleagues look at you when you leave the office at 5 on the dot:
18. When they ask you to “wait small” so you can give them a ride home.
