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1. When she woke Tiwa by 5:30am to tell her what the Holy Spirit said.
2. When she showed that she had mastered the art of guilt-tripping.
3. When she had the perfect response to Tiwa’s extreme dieting.
Nigerian mothers basically invented sarcasm.4. When she flawlessly transitioned from dragging Tiwa to dragging Shalewa.
5. When she sent Shalewa to clean the kitchen with the ultimate Nigerian mother threat.
6. When she didn’t try to hide how she felt about Tiwa’s first love.
7. When she turned up in every Nigerian mother’s Owambe uniform:
8. When she was very clear about what she wanted for her birthday.
9. Nigerian mothers and “I had a dream.”
10. Her priceless reaction to Shalewa’s boyfriend buying her a car.
11. When she said every Nigerian child’s worst nightmare:
12. When she spent this entire visit shouting and gossiping about church members.
13. When she prayed for her daughters even when she was angry with them.
