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1. Your face, when you get to the Port Harcourt airport ‘arrival’ terminal.
2. When someone tries to eat out of your bole and fish.
3. Whenever you go to Silverbird, since they opened SPAR:
4. What SPAR looks like every weekend:
5. You, when they are giving you kidnapping gist.
6. When you go to Genesis centre on a public holiday.
7. The Average Port Harcourt youth’s cycle:
8. Aba road, when it drizzles small.
9. You, waiting for them to finish building the monorail.
10. When you hear that they are shooting in GRA.
11. When you get stuck in Rumuokoro traffic.
12. When someone says you should follow them to the tourist beach.
13. When your friends that don’t live in PH say you’re enjoying oil money.
14. When you go to the Port Harcourt zoo.
