1. So you just found out your ex boyfriend is getting married.
2. And to be honest, you’re a bit confused
3. Because he had the guts to invite you!
4. It’s not like you are a bad belle person oh!
5. But the reason you people broke up is that he said he doesn’t believe in marriage!
6. So now he has been converted abi!
7. Does he think you won’t attend?
8. Because you will oh! And in grand style!
9. The day of his wedding, you take more time than usual bathing, so your skin looks and feels like velvet.
Most beautiful!
10. Then you give them the most sizzling make up look you have perfected.
11. Now you’re looking fine, smelling great and ready to go!
12. You walk into the reception like:
13. And then smile at all his useless relatives that could not talk sense into his head when you were dating.
14. You say hello to all his friends like you care about them.
15. And eat all the food there is in sight.
16. Before you leave, you greet the bride and groom like:
