1. When you think your period is next 2 weeks but it decides to arrive unexpectedly

Woz all this?
2. You, when you stain your white skirt in public.

Oh no!
3. When you think you have extra sanitary towels, but you’ve finished them

Chisooos!
4. When you form oversabi and use Menstrual Cup and the something doesn’t want to come out

Who sent me work now?
5. When you’re having a nice time with bae and your period spoils things like

“Hellooo bitches!!!”
6. You, every time your period is heavy and you have to get like 3 sanitary towel packs.

On this my shikini salary?
7. When you see that Always is now N800, you’re like:

Is it my fault I have an opening that bleeds, please?
8. When you’ve finally stopped wearing pads, and your period comes back at you like:

Why me, dear Lord?