If You Hate Technology, This Is For You

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1. When apps on your phone update to a new version, you’re like:

Who asked you please?

2. Whenever you get a new phone and you need to master all the programs on it.

This wahala is too much.

3. When tech people start speaking their tech jargon and expect you to understand.

Is this even English these people are speaking?

4. When you hear there is new operating software training at the office.

Kuku kill me!

5. When people try to convince you to join more social media platforms.

So that my confusion can be greater? No thank you.

6. When you finally get a guy you can pay to help you sort out all your tech problems.

Look at God!

7. When someone asks you to help them out with something tech based, you’re like.

You must be dreaming.

8. When people try to insult you for not liking technology.

My friends leave here!