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technology | Zikoko!
  • QUIZ: Can You Pass this “Then and Now” Tech Quiz?

    Take the quiz:

    It used to be landmine phones, now we have _____

    Floppy disks has been replaced by ____

    Then: Physical maps. Now: ___

    Before: Papers letters and fax machines. Now: _____

    Box TV was king, ____ is now the ruler

    We said bye-bye to Analog cameras, and welcomed ____

    CD mixtapes for _____

    Film Rentals evolved into ____

    It’s now Physical books versus ____

    IT used to be kerosene stove, now we have

  • 7 Things You Should Know About the Apple Vision Pro AR/VR Headset

    Tim Cook and his company have done it again and set the internet on fire with their latest offering: Apple Vision Pro.

    If you’re a Nigerian looking to do some major damage to your bank account, we’re here to help you justify your reason for splurging.

    What’s the Apple Vision Pro?

    7 Things You Should Know About the Apple Vision Pro AR/VR Headset

    Source: Apple

    Apple describes their latest piece of technology as a “spatial computer that seamlessly blends digital content with the physical world.” In essence, you get to interact with digital content—just like you see in movies— and you issue commands with your eyes, hands and voice.

    The device itself is a headset that comes with strap-on gear, and a large sun-shade-like screen. Here are some things to note before buying one:

    The price

    7 Things You Should Know About the Apple Vision Pro AR/VR Headset

    If you’re Nigerian looking to cop one, you need to stack your coins. The Apple Vision Pro goes on sale in 2024 and its starting price is $3,499. That’s approximately ₦2.6 million and you might be incurring extra charges for shipping. 

    Great for glasses wearers

    Apple has a reputation for building features around the everyday lifestyle of users. This was part of their thinking for the Vision Pro. Users with visual impairments will have the option to attach special optical inserts to the vision pro’s lenses. There’s the possibility that the optical inserts will come at an extra charge.

    Can be controlled with eyes, hands and voice

    Source: Apple

    Probably its coolest feature, the Vision Pro allows for an interactive control that lets you use your hands, eyes and voice to issue commands. You don’t have to worry about a controller as you can tap your hands to get it started or bring apps to life just by looking at them.

    Plug it in or use a separate battery pack

    7 Things You Should Know About the Apple Vision Pro AR/VR Headset

    Source: Apple

    Battery life is a major concern when it comes to Apple products but Apple addressed this on the Vision Pro. It comes with a small mobile battery pack that gives you a two-hour use time at full charge. You have the option to plug in when you’re home or have access to electricity.

    Huge monitor for your Mac

    Source: Apple

    Our Nigerian tech bros will definitely love this feature. With the Vision Pro headset, you can access a large virtual monitor while working on projects on your Macbook. To make it even better, you only need to look at your laptop for a 4K screen to hover above.

    Allows for cinematic viewing

    7 Things You Should Know About the Apple Vision Pro AR/VR Headset

    Source: Apple

    If you’re a solo movie lover, this is a feature that should get your groove on. The new Apple  AR headset allows you an option of a 100-foot display which can hover right in front of you in your living room or wherever. It also comes with spatial audio for that complete cinematic experience. The downside to this is that you can’t have watch buddies.

    Where and how to buy the Apple Vision Pro?

    The announcement made everyone giddy, but the Apple Vision Pro headset is slated for release in early 2024. As with other Apple products, it will be available for purchase on the Apple website. It’ll be available in other countries late 2024.

  • You Have To Be Over 15 Years Old To Even Understand The Things We’re Talking About Here

    1. This Insane Phone

    I still don’t know how to use this phone tbh.

    2. Cameras with film

    Remember when you would take a couple of pictures and then wait weeks to find out if they were fine or not? LOL

    3. The Disc Man

    These things were so bulky ehn. They couldn’t even fit in your pocket. You had to hold them in your hand. Chai.

    4. VHS Cassette Tapes

    Remember how the tape would get dirty and you would have to literally clean it with spirit. Remember how, when you rent a tape, you would have to rewind it to the beginning and you would close your eyes so you don’t see any part of the movie that would spoil it for you. We suffered sha oh.

    5. When there was no Netflix

    To watch your favorite show, you had to catch it on TV. If you missed it, it was gone forever.

    6. When there were no smart phones and you had to record songs from the speaker of radios.

    If someone talks by mistake during your ‘recording session’, the whole thing is ruined.

    7. When TVs didn’t have remote controls.

    Every time you wanted to change the channel or raise the volume, you had to walk to the TV.

    8. When phones didn’t have QWERTY keyboards.

    Remember when you had to press one button 3 times to get one letter?

    If you enjoyed this article, read this next one about all the times technology tried to frustrate you.

    7 Times Technology Was Just After Your Failure
  • 9 Struggles You’ll Relate To If You Work With Techies

    1. When they start talking about code and APIs

    Are we still speaking English here?

    2. When they hear one important person is coming to Nigeria, they’re like

    “Mark Zuckerberg is here!!!”

    3. How they form gang and leave out all the olodo non-tech people

    Is it like that?

    4. When they want to do something on your HP laptop, they’re like:

    Because they’re using Mac now, nobody will hear word!

    5. When they now start saying you should learn how to code, you’re like:

    I’m not on seat!

    6. You, when they try to explain the meaning of API

    I’m just not understanding!

    7. When your computer is not having sense and they fix it with one tap

    You people are useful like this?

    8. When they now show you all the things you can do with technology

    I don’t believe it!

    9. Every techie you know and their Mac book:

    They can slap you if you touch it sef!
  • If Technology Has Ever Made Your Life More Difficult, You Can Relate

    1. When you can no longer do ordinary times table because you are used to using a calculator.

    2. When you can no longer ignore instructions from your boss because of instant messages and email reminders.

    3. When you can no longer lie about not knowing where a place is thanks to online maps

    4. When you can no longer pretend you are unaware your crush is a dummy because of social media.

    5. Now it’s difficult to repeat clothes too often because people will cast you on social media.

    6. When you are in a situation where you can’t ask google and now you look like a dummy.

    7. When you learned to drive with an automatic car and someone asks you to drive a manual.

    8. When there is no microwave and you are expected to use the stove to warm food.

    9. When there is no light or internet and you don’t know how to have fun without them anymore.

  • 1. When you’ve not saved your work and your computer decides to just go off

    Is it not to die that remains?

    2. When your phone suddenly goes off during a phone interview

    In this recession?

    3. When you’re writing an online job test and your network is shaking like:

    I’m not crying, dust entered my eyes.

    4. When you’ve finished typing your project and the file refuses to open

    Am I not finished like this?

    5. When you open something on the internet and it destroys your computer’s memory

    But who sent me?

    6. When you’re about to collect a babe’s number and your phone starts hanging

    When your phone wants to block your success.

    7. You, when all your songs and pictures wipe from your phone

    Kuku kill me!
  • 1. We can’t download food

    Is it fair?

    2. … or money!

    Isn’t technology supposed to solve all my problems?

    3. There are no robots to bathe us

    In this century?

    4. … or spoon-feed us when we’re tired

    After a long day in traffic, is this too much to ask?

    5. And what of the self-driving cars we were promised?

    Please, don’t mention Google’s self-driving cars here!

    6. Please, when is someone making us an ‘Invisible App’?

    So we can disappear when debtors are at the gate!

    7. Can you even believe that Mars is STILL inhabitable?

    You mean we can’t relocate from this nonsense Earth?

    8. And just how long do we have to wait for tele-transport technology?

    How else will I transport myself to America without using visa?
  • If You Hate Technology, This Is For You

    1. When apps on your phone update to a new version, you’re like:

    Who asked you please?

    2. Whenever you get a new phone and you need to master all the programs on it.

    This wahala is too much.

    3. When tech people start speaking their tech jargon and expect you to understand.

    Is this even English these people are speaking?

    4. When you hear there is new operating software training at the office.

    Kuku kill me!

    5. When people try to convince you to join more social media platforms.

    So that my confusion can be greater? No thank you.

    6. When you finally get a guy you can pay to help you sort out all your tech problems.

    Look at God!

    7. When someone asks you to help them out with something tech based, you’re like.

    You must be dreaming.

    8. When people try to insult you for not liking technology.

    My friends leave here!
  • 1. When you ask your parents for a new phone or laptop, they’re like:

    “Be satisfied with what you have!”

    2. Then they go and get the exact one you wanted for themselves.

    Very what? Very good!

    3. And that really isn’t a problem. I mean, it’s their money!

    To be honest!

    4. The wahala starts when they can’t use the phone.

    See yourselves!

    5. And start hounding you to teach them how to use it!

    Is this my work?

    6. It’s fun because you can send them on the most annoying errands and they think it’s part of their “phone training”.

    “Please you need to go and balance the phone on a slanted surface so it can charge well.”

    7. When you try to explain the hands free option while driving to them, they’re like:

    “But I can hold it. LASTMA will not see don’t worry.”

    8. When they ask you how to take a selfie, you’re like:

    Just press the camera button ah!

    9. When they find out about social media…

    I am finished oh!

    10. …. especially whatsapp broadcasts!

    This is truly the end of days!

    11. When they are trying to send a text and change their phone settings by mistake,

    From where to where please?

    12. When after all your teaching they still make you do everything for them.

    So what was the point?
  • If you haven’t heard, the co-founder and owner of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, is in Lagos, Nigeria.

    Here is a lovely video of his visit to Andela, where he is a major investor.

    He also visited the Co Creation Hub in Yaba which has birthed a number of innovative technology companies in Nigeria.

    He has now been inducted into the Island fit-fam club, after going on a run on Lagos’ current infrastructural pride and joy, the Lekki-Ikoyi bridge, this morning.

    During a live video chat held with tech stakeholders, he mentioned he had tried and enjoyed some Naija jollof rice!

    Many people are particularly tickled by his easy breezy movement around the city, even though we are very sure he has incredibly tight, serious security.

    While some have mused over what they would say to him if they had the opportunity to meet him.

    https://twitter.com/iamsupervillain/status/770969468042371073

    And others have a little favour to ask.

    https://twitter.com/Burmese_Tyga/status/770657374357037056

    We are just happy he is here, and hope this is a sign of even greater things to come for the tech industry in Nigeria.