1. First let people know the problems you face

https://twitter.com/iamsupervillain/status/643360145888681984

2. Show the world how good your home training is

https://twitter.com/MrExposed/status/673857988034224128

3. Ensure you solve life’s great mysteries, then tell your followers

https://twitter.com/NEPA_Lagos/status/625256386507763712

4. You must express your love for jollof rice

https://twitter.com/tobby_e/status/689371087247835136

5. When the timeline is messy, you have to contribute to its sanity

https://twitter.com/ItsBollyLomo/status/665530191247220736

6. Sometimes put people in their place, even when no one asks you to

https://twitter.com/babaKOnDtweet/status/611856847671304192

7. Teach useful life lessons with things that are relatable

https://twitter.com/theOluwatosin/status/686498427614720000

8. Sometimes be Pete Edochie

"When a goat laughs upon hearing the lion is around, one needs to find out what kind of grass it has been eating"

— Dr. Nosa (@DoctorNosaa) July 10, 2015

9. But also praise your fellow country people

https://twitter.com/SageSeid/status/611237206141870080

10. Express your anger at the economy at least once a day

When two heads are not better than one… pic.twitter.com/A12TwH0QKP

— Fatima (@fatee_Gano) November 6, 2015

11. If you’re in a relationship vent a little

When you arguing with your Nigerian girlfriend pic.twitter.com/ug1OMqog9D

— o1a (@aistheGreat) January 9, 2016

12. Always share your experiences at home

My dad only drinks freshly squeezed orange juice. Abeg guage what they brought for me to squeeze oh. pic.twitter.com/lHIB8oMCXK

— Jola (@Jollz) January 5, 2016

13. Don’t leave Nollywood out

My final straw with Nigerian movies was when i saw lady pour poison into food and taste it to see if it was enough

— Avon Barksdale (@iDeserveABells) November 5, 2015

14. And also immigration rules

https://twitter.com/iamsupervillain/status/594468539609784320

15. Tell your followers how proud your national heroes are of you

https://twitter.com/tundejom/status/659655580135596032

16. Never follow the rules

When life shuts a door… open it again. It's a door. that's how it works.

— MorenéeMagic (@morenee) January 18, 2016

17. Of course tweet about ways to get beaten up by your girlfriend

https://twitter.com/Fallering/status/670258874839146496

18. Tell your followers how to do things the smart way

Lmfao. How much is bag of rice.

Wey pesin go use 50k on one date .

How much be small goat?

— kenna (@kennagq) January 16, 2016