1. When they say “A is for God, B is for me, C and below is for you.”
Are you serious?
2. When they say you can’t graduate with a first class because they didn’t.
See me see trouble.
3. When they start boasting about the failure rate of their course.
You’re proud of that?
4. When they are still teaching you from the same notes they wrote 20 years ago.
Na wa.
5. Whenever they say “I’m begging you now so you will not beg me later.”
Just know nobody is getting an A.
6. When you ask them for area of concentration.
You’ll be lucky if the questions even come out of their curriculum.
7. How they set questions:
Jisos!
8. When you try to correct them in class.
No vex.
9. When it’s been one hour and they haven’t been unreasonable yet.
They can’t help it.
10. Nigerian lecturers and selling you handouts by force.
Buy or fail.
11. When you don’t answer their exam word for word.
Better start cramming.
12. When they only come to give course outline and for the rest of the semester be like:
See nonsense.
13. When they start attaching prices to grades.
What is all this?
