1. When someone serves you just one piece of meat, you’re like:
2. When you already have your own boyfriend, but then you meet someone that’s cuter or richer.
3. This is you during any sales online or in store.
4. When your friends want to start making other friends.
5. But when they complain you’re making too many friends and no longer have their time, you’re like:
6. When someone tries to give you indomie that is anything but hungry man size:
7. When you get only one souvenir out of eight at a wedding, you start complaining, like:
8. This is you when people have the guts to call you greedy just because you want more out of life!
9. Is it your fault they have such low expectations?
10. Besides, don’t they know…
