1. You, the moment you hear “ZAGADAT”:

My body is ready.
2. When a Nigerian musician says “it’s your boy…” but it’s not Mr Eazi.

Will you leave this place.
3. You, playing a Mr Eazi song for the first time:

It’s already a jam.
4. You, whenever they start playing ‘Hollup’ on the radio:

No other option.
5. How you sing when ‘Skin Tight’ comes on:

The best.
6. You, trying to find a Mr. Eazi song you don’t like:

Nope. Doesn’t exist.
7. When you’ve been at a party for 5 minutes and the DJ has not played Mr Eazi yet.

This one is not a serious person.
8. When someone asks you what your favourite Mr Eazi song is.

Chai! See JAMB question.
9. How you feel when someone you introduced to his music starts jamming it:

Wondafuu.
10. When someone tries to tell you that all his songs sound the same.

Save it.
11. You, praying for Mr Eazi to blow even more:

Baba God, do it for your boy.
12. How you treat people when they discover his music:

WELCOME!
13. You, waiting for Mr Eazi to drop his album already:

Drop it for us oh!
For those of you who have never heard of him, well, you’re welcome:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djfEaX2tA7M