1. So you’ve been doing the nasty together for a while.

2. And the other night was pretty amazing.

3. When you see her coming over, but she’s not smiling.

4. Then says the dreaded words “We need to talk”.

5. You try to remember every bad thing you’ve done since you last saw her.

She takes her time to get to the point. But when she does…
6. Then she drops the news.

7. SHE HAS MISSED HER PERIOD!

8. Then the thoughts start to pour in:
“Where did you keep it?”







9. Then you start to think of your options.

10. You think to yourself, “Maybe I will make a good father.”

11. When you finally accept what is coming.

12. Then she calls you to apologize. Her period just came.
