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1. When your mother forces you to join the youth choir.
2. Every Nigerian choir’s best friend:
3. When you come for choir practice on Saturday and nobody is around.
4. When the choir leader tells you that you’re taking the solo on Sunday.
5. When the choir hasn’t sang Kirk Franklin in two Sundays.
6. Nigerian choirs and “Jehovah you are the most high” X 1000
7. When the person leading praise and worship starts singing an oyinbo song nobody knows.
8. How the choir runs to the mic when the pastor suddenly starts singing during the message:
9. When the choir spends half of choir practice arguing about the colour scheme for Sunday.
10. When the choir leader tells everyone to wear a colour you don’t have in your wardrobe.
11. How the congregation gingers the children choir whenever they come to perform:
12. When a guest choir comes and sings better than your own choir.
13. When a new choir member tries to suggest a song.
14. When that oversabi chorister starts singing louder than the soloist during ministration.
15. That choir member that always forgets to cover her hair then starts looking for handkerchief before ministration.
16. When the choir leader makes you sing one line from a song for 20 minutes.
17. When the person leading the ministration catches the holy spirit.
18. When you hear “all choir members wait behind.”
19. You, whenever someone says “choir girls are the worst.”
