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When Your Ex Doesn’t Want You To Succeed In Life | Zikoko!

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So you and your ex have been broken up for a while.

And after crying almost everyday for months.

Listening to all the heartbreak songs on your laptop.

Attending all the anointing services and prayer meetings.

Waiting in the hope that they would come to their senses.

Finding yourself being admitted into the hospital because they did not come back oh!

You are finally happy!

Your friends have even gassed you to make a move on your new crush.

But that didn’t work out too well.

Only for you to get one useless voicemail.. “Hey babe. I miss you”.

Me?

You remember the love and want that old thing back.

Then you remember the break up and how you suffered.

How your enemies were laughing at you.

So you delete & block their number.

Goodbye forever! Because..

NO. MORE. POOP. IN 2016. Written by Zikoko Contributor, @jollz

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