1. You’ve only been married a minute but everyone is already asking “Where are your kids?”
2. When your husband that was happy eating shawarma before marriage suddenly wants pounded yam everyday.
3. Before marriage you got plenty dates, surprises and presents. After marriage, nothing.
4. When family members come to visit and before you know it they’ve been around for a week.
5. When that family member that won’t leave starts giving you marital ‘advice’.
6. When everyone assumes that because you’re married you share everything.
7. When you forget your wife’s birthday or wedding anniversary.
8. When new gadgets come out and your wife is cooking new soups regularly.
Uhhnnn…I know what you’re doing!
9. When outsiders are trying to find something wrong with your marriage.
10. When you want to watch football but your wife wants to watch Scandal, so you watch Scandal.
11. When your single friends are planning to hang out and no one invites you.
12. When people throw “Are you not married?” question at you when you try to do any fun thing.
13. When people try to remind you of your wild past in front of your partner.
14. When research and science won’t shut up about your sex life. Today married people have plenty sex.
15. Tomorrow, married people don’t have enough sex.
