As if Lagos traffic is not stressful enough on its own, you must always run into these characters who take it upon themselves to just frustrate your life.
The ones who take it upon themselves to become traffic coordinators.
The ones who are always begging to change lane once they see small space.
The ones who want to try and use their wealth to frustrate you but your God is bigger than them.
What of the ones that must buy something from every hawker that should pass.
You must jam one ‘big man’ that will come and use siren to clear road for himself and cause confusion.
The danfo drivers that are always trying to help you remove your side mirror.
You better look well, if you remove my glass I’ll seize your bus.
Then there are the ones who will roll down their windows and start swearing for everybody’s mother.
Those ones that will just be sleeping like they are in their bedroom.
There are the ones who always come prepared to die in the traffic.
The ones that will get down from their car to go and do God knows what and then cause even more traffic.
The annoying ones that’ll turn their horns into toy.
Then there are the ones that must sha bash someone’s car.
