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1. When you need to get somewhere by 8 am and the driver strolls in at 7:45.
2. When you are running errands and he decides you are taking too long and goes off on his own.
3. When you try to change the radio station, he looks at you like:
4. When he decides he wants to go and eat but you need to get somewhere urgently, he’s like:
5. When the only person he listens to is your dad and you try to give him instructions.
6. When you see his facebook and he has used all the family cars to do photoshoot.
7. When his girlfriends come looking for him and ask for “Oga Cletus”.
8. When you interrupt him while he’s toasting the maid.
9. When he’s in a bad mood and you greet him.
10. When you finally learn to drive and no longer need him, you’re like!
