10 New Year’s Resolution Fails Nigerians Make

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At the end of the year, it is perfectly normal to take inventory and plan for a better year ahead.

While some of these resolutions come to life, others just end up as classic fails.

Here are 10 resolution fails that Nigerians make at the end of every year.

1. Celibacy

We’re not saying it’s impossible sha.

2. Joining fit-fam.

Eba and akpu will not let someone be great.

3. Travelling the world.

LOL! Can you hear your bank account laughing?

4. Saving more money than before.

All the bills of the next year are waiting in the corner like.

5. Giving up on Yoruba Demons.

Is that even possible?

6. Paying tithe more regularly.

Jesus is watching you sha.

7. Going completely off Twitter and Instagram.

Where are you going to do all that amebo?

8. Changing your amebo ways and minding your business.

That’s what you said last year.

9. Staying calm and not insulting your fellow Nigerians.

Keep calm in Nigeria? LOL!

10. Quitting alcohol and your womanizing ways.

What other resolutions do you have planned for the new year?