1. You will get there and find out that everything is insanely overpriced.
2. The moment you get there, all the people selling stuff will come down on you like vultures on a corpse.
3. If you’re fat, one of them will rudely scream at you that they have your size.
4. Someone will try and sell you something that is obviously fake all the while violently insisting that it’s original.
5. There will be one guy who approaches you the moment you get to the market, will stick with you the entire time you’re there and then when you’re done, will ask you for money.
Listen. it’s not like I don’t appreciate the fact that you followed me around all day for some reason, but why are you disturbing me? Did I call you?
6. Those Hausa guys in long flowing Senegalese natives will ask you if you want to change dollars.
7. When you get home, you’ll find at least one ridiculously ugly shirt that will make you wonder just what the hell you were thinking when you decided to buy it.
8. You will also find out that one of the things you bought for a ridiculous amount of money, is not your size.
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