1. You’ll never get to make your kids sit by the radio to listen for when your favourite programme is about to start.

2. You’ll never get to put your kids in charge of washing the globe, changing the wick and filling this lantern with kerosene:

3. You’ll also never get to make them wash this stove every Saturday morning:

From inside to outside till it shines like your teeth.
4. You’ll never get to send them to change the television channel:

5. You’ll never get to make them tell the person calling that you’re not in.
