25 Tweets That Explain The Daily Struggle Passengers Have With Bus Conductors

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1. When the conductor refuses to stop for you because it’s not the “bus stop”:

Na for Lagos you see a bus conductor beg you to enter bus.Enter the bus finish first,na beg you go dey beg to come down like say you no pay😕
— OLAMI (@hackeim) May 12, 2017

They’ll just be shouting, “No be bus stop be dis”.

2. All the hatred you feel when the conductor is busy enjoying breeze outside and you’re sweating like Christmas goat inside:

Picture of freedom in my head as a kid Was d bus conductor collecting money and enjoying breeze while everybody stuffed up in Danfo! Damn
— Gingo (@callmegingo) May 14, 2017

3. All those perverted conductors:

A bus conductor tried forcing his hands down my trousers. https://t.co/1NnBB5eUsa
— A Comet ☄️ (@TheIfedolapo) May 11, 2017

Can you please keep your hands to yourself?

4. When you nearly miss your bus stop because you can’t even understand what the conductor is saying:

https://twitter.com/OhTimehin/status/646392291893071872

Which language do they even speak please?

5. Never ever EVER ask a conductor for directions:

😀🤣😀😄🤣😀😄

1st Rule In Lagos: Don't Ever Ask For Direction From A Pedestrian or Bus Conductor!

You'll Get Lost https://t.co/iJmuszAOv5
— Adetayo Adegbemle (@gbemle) May 10, 2017

They’ll just help you loss.

6. When you can’t find your money and you’ve already been giving the conductor eye:

https://twitter.com/veignmagazine/status/861336633681039360

It’s not a joking sturvz.

7. When you forget to collect your change from the conductor:

Forgetting ur change with the bus conductor is so painful…..cause who conductor help….
— gbemiesolar (@Rad_Gbemiee) May 5, 2017

It can pain.

8. Conductors always manage to “forget” giving you change:

I just forgot my N1000 change with a bus conductor and he didn't even remind me.

Wow. Men are really scum.
— ִ (@xylemic) October 18, 2016

Conductors are the real scum tbh.

9. That annoying thing conductor’s do when they join your change with another passenger’s own:

The bus conductor joined my change with this dude and as soon as we alighted, he started walking fast and crossed to the other side 😂😂😂😂
— Kiki (@TheKikeAjala) May 4, 2017

Like, really?

10. When the conductor leaves with your change, it can really pain:

Painful memory…
Today marks exactly 3years, 7months, 4days, 10hours, 8mins, 2secs a bus conductor left with my change.
— DIVINE T🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@Folasheycrown22) April 28, 2017

Like, really.

11. Really, when the conductor does not give you change, it can pain:

https://twitter.com/Adda_Fadi2/status/856895371481624580

It’s not even funny at all.

12. When you’re trying to form ajebo to call your bus stop, conductor will just be looking at you like:

https://twitter.com/gabrieltoluwani/status/856276715315892224

What is this one saying?

13. If you want to collect your change, you have to switch language for these conductors:

After shouting at a lagos bus conductor for your change and it doesn't work. You tone switches to. ' Conductor, ejo, change mi da.'
— 'nedu The Plug (@Nedu64) April 23, 2015

You cannot be forming ajebo for Lagos conductor.

14. You can really never be too sure when it comes to conductors and change:

When you're trying to remember if the conductor as given you change or not pic.twitter.com/SyRLoHIJye
— Baby Shaynee (@Quickiepaedia) January 5, 2015

Especially when there’s no money on these here streets.

15. When you’re staying jejely in your lane and the conductor uses his own to jam you:

But why na? Is it fair? Ehn?

16. When you want to do strong head after the conductor has said he doesn’t have change:

When you give conductor 1k after all his no change pleas pic.twitter.com/uzbNrrw3Ue
— Baby Shaynee (@Quickiepaedia) May 22, 2017

You get mind sha.

17. That awkward moment when the conductor starts fighting on top of your head:

https://twitter.com/Rouvafe/status/864869578530328576

Sha don’t punch me please.

18. Waiting for the conductor to give you change like:

After you give conductor 1k and you're waiting for 950 change. pic.twitter.com/hMpM8HkySm
— 'nedu The Plug (@Nedu64) May 16, 2017

Oya o…

19. When the conductor is trying to do strong head and doesn’t want to give you your change:

You know that moment when conductor doesn't want to give you your change…So you have to change it for him?
— Baby Shaynee (@Quickiepaedia) March 16, 2017

I go show craze for here today.

20. When the conductor is acting like they sent him to you:

Then, you ask conductor for your N500 change and he argues you gave him N50.

You: pic.twitter.com/6mEjeZXSFn
— 'nedu The Plug (@Nedu64) January 27, 2017

If na play you dey play just stopeet.

21. When you decide to unlook and give the conductor bad money:

https://twitter.com/couth__/status/806609186385723393

Eez like you don’t even like yourself.

22. All those conductors that like running away with change:

https://twitter.com/TheTPL/status/783981509875294208

Where you dey go?

23. And all those conductors that’ll be abusing somebody anyhow because of change:

“@Micheall_mba: @Gidi_Traffic Conductor is insulting someone's generation for bringing N200 note and you have N1000 pic.twitter.com/owxDUTYmmY”
— GIDI (@Gidi_Traffic) September 18, 2016

If you like abuse, just sha give me my change.

24. You when the conductor asks for money again after you’ve already paid:

https://twitter.com/LazyWrita/status/758988331216539648

It’s like something is worrying you.

25. When the conductor starts telling you to “dress, dress”:

When conductor tells you to dress small but you don dress tire.

You just… pic.twitter.com/22irkgWzgk
— 'nedu The Plug (@Nedu64) November 24, 2015

Dress yourself.

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25 Tweets That Explain The Daily Struggle Passengers Have With Bus Conductors

1. When the conductor refuses to stop for you because it’s not the “bus stop”:

2. All the hatred you feel when the conductor is busy enjoying breeze outside and you’re sweating like Christmas goat inside:

3. All those perverted conductors:

4. When you nearly miss your bus stop because you can’t even understand what the conductor is saying:

5. Never ever EVER ask a conductor for directions:

6. When you can’t find your money and you’ve already been giving the conductor eye:

7. When you forget to collect your change from the conductor:

8. Conductors always manage to “forget” giving you change:

9. That annoying thing conductor’s do when they join your change with another passenger’s own:

10. When the conductor leaves with your change, it can really pain:

11. Really, when the conductor does not give you change, it can pain:

12. When you’re trying to form ajebo to call your bus stop, conductor will just be looking at you like:

13. If you want to collect your change, you have to switch language for these conductors:

14. You can really never be too sure when it comes to conductors and change:

15. When you’re staying jejely in your lane and the conductor uses his own to jam you:

16. When you want to do strong head after the conductor has said he doesn’t have change:

17. That awkward moment when the conductor starts fighting on top of your head:

18. Waiting for the conductor to give you change like:

19. When the conductor is trying to do strong head and doesn’t want to give you your change:

20. When the conductor is acting like they sent him to you:

21. When you decide to unlook and give the conductor bad money:

22. All those conductors that like running away with change:

23. And all those conductors that’ll be abusing somebody anyhow because of change:

24. You when the conductor asks for money again after you’ve already paid:

25. When the conductor starts telling you to “dress, dress”:

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25 Tweets That Explain The Daily Struggle Passengers Have With Bus Conductors

1. When the conductor refuses to stop for you because it’s not the “bus stop”:

2. All the hatred you feel when the conductor is busy enjoying breeze outside and you’re sweating like Christmas goat inside:

3. All those perverted conductors:

4. When you nearly miss your bus stop because you can’t even understand what the conductor is saying:

5. Never ever EVER ask a conductor for directions:

6. When you can’t find your money and you’ve already been giving the conductor eye:

7. When you forget to collect your change from the conductor:

8. Conductors always manage to “forget” giving you change:

9. That annoying thing conductor’s do when they join your change with another passenger’s own:

10. When the conductor leaves with your change, it can really pain:

11. Really, when the conductor does not give you change, it can pain:

12. When you’re trying to form ajebo to call your bus stop, conductor will just be looking at you like:

13. If you want to collect your change, you have to switch language for these conductors:

14. You can really never be too sure when it comes to conductors and change:

15. When you’re staying jejely in your lane and the conductor uses his own to jam you:

16. When you want to do strong head after the conductor has said he doesn’t have change:

17. That awkward moment when the conductor starts fighting on top of your head:

18. Waiting for the conductor to give you change like:

19. When the conductor is trying to do strong head and doesn’t want to give you your change:

20. When the conductor is acting like they sent him to you:

21. When you decide to unlook and give the conductor bad money:

22. All those conductors that like running away with change:

23. And all those conductors that’ll be abusing somebody anyhow because of change:

24. You when the conductor asks for money again after you’ve already paid:

25. When the conductor starts telling you to “dress, dress”:

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