1. “You don fat oh”
Somebody cannot eat and add small weight again.
2. “You no dey chop?”
They don’t even care if you are doing Fitfam.
3. “When are you going to find husband?”
Oga oh!
4. “Didn’t you pay the tailor complete?”
For when your dress is too short… by Nigerian standards.
5. “Is this your cloth original?”
It’s my tailor that made it abeg.
6. “Who sent you?”
When you have done more than yourself.
7. “You too dey chop!”
Comments that make you lose your appetite.
8. “God will do your own oh”
Especially when you congratulate them on getting engaged.
9. “You don get belle?”
It’s now a crime to sleep in the afternoon, abi?
10. “Where is your home training?”
Just leave the place and go and cry.
11. “If only you read your books like you press your phone”
After this, you just have to get all A’s the next semester.
12. “It’s like something is worrying you”
This one will make you look in the mirror and think.
13. “Beggy Beggy go and buy your own”
This is when you understand why Baba God needs to pick up.
14. “It’s not your fault o”
You start asking yourself where you went wrong.
15. “Can you see your life?”
*covers head in shame*
