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1. You’ve been counting down to Ramadan all year and you can finally smell it in the air.
2. So you go on serious binge eating of all your cravings.
3. And get your Ramadan stash.
4. When the moon sighting wahala starts and you’re not even sure when to begin fasting.
5. So you jejely wait for the moon sighting announcement in Nigeria.
6. And you start blocking all those accounts that make you sin.
7. Including anybody that tweets about anything that looks like food.
8. Realising you can’t have coffee or your usual morning snacks.
9. But you can’t afford to miss Sahur so you set all the alarms in life.
10. You eat everything you see including anyone that thinks you’re eating too much.
11. When someone insults your daddy but you can’t slander them.
12. When you realise you can’t blame your sins on shaytan this month.
13. When someone says something funny but you can’t be wasting energy for ordinary laughter..
14. When that annoying non-Muslim colleague asks why you can’t drink water.
15. When your body is only half ready for Taraweeh.
16. How you wait for Iftar after fasting all day.
17. Because you’re ready to eat like never before.
18. When you know you’ll have peace of mind for the next 30 days.
19. How the entire Muslim Ummah looks when Ramadan starts.
