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1. How people act when you tell them you live in Ijebu Ode.
2. When you hear that there’s finally a cinema in Ijebu Ode.
3. When you get to the cinema and they’re still showing movies from last year.
4. When Chicken Republic and Tantalizers came to Ijebu Ode but Mosun Cafe managed to chase them away.
5. When you were happy when Savoury opened but then you heard their prices.
6. Mosun Cafe on a Sunday.
7. When you want to go to the mall and you have to make the 45 minute drive to Ibadan.
8. When you’re trying go somewhere within town and the keke guy calls 100 naira.
9. When you realize that Ijebu Ode is almost as crowded as Lagos.
10. How you look at Lagos people with their banned okada.
11. When the bike man asks where in Erunwon and you say “around Ilese..”
12. When people that live in Ijebu Mushin and Ijebu Itele also say they live in Ijebu Ode.
13. When policemen try to stop you and they’re not holding guns.
14. Ijebu Ode banks and closing early.
15. You waiting on an ATM queue in Ijebu Ode.
16. When you get back from New Market and you start telling your mom the prices.
17. When you see a masquerade in Ijebu.
18. When someone says Ijebu Ode is local.
19. When an original Ijebu person cooks you that fire Ikokore.
