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1. Whenever you see bus 5 coming.
2. When you hear “Caution! Caution!! Caution!!!”
3. When they start an announcement with “good news!”
4. One hour after they call Prof. Aize Obayan to “round up”:
5. The doctor, when you go to health center with a broken leg:
6. This difficult choice:
7. When they are denying exeats up and down but they approve your own.
8. How you know exam time has reached:
9. When a non-student starts saying “I heard they don’t let you guys…”
10. When Mario catches you ‘pairing’ at night.
11. That time Pastor Ntia gingered everybody:
12. Whenever they say they want to do head count.
13. You at every single public lecture:
14. When someone blocks you in front of your hall with “excuse me! Please, can you help me call…”
15. “In a short while, we shall be rising up to pray.”
16. You, the first time you stabbed chapel service:
17. When you go to the buttery and all they have is Hebron drink.
