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1. When you are trying to sleep but the porter has 1000 announcements at 6 AM

2. You finally dress in your best outfit and KDS says it’s not compliant

3. When you are late for your 7 AM and there is no keke anywhere

4. When you have to wake up super early for Spirikoko

5. The struggle to get an exeat during spiritual week

6. When it is school fees season

7. When you’re trying to ‘dorcas’ and KDS is being extra

8. When you see your lecturer for the semester is renowned for giving carry overs and 49’s

9. When you have to do three GEDS in one semester

10. When it is time for mid semester after spiritual week

11. Heading to ‘Caf’ for special sabbath lunch

12. When there are six parties in Lagos and everybody is going to be there

13. Walking in and out of your hall when you’ve settled the hall administrator for the semester

14. When they start smoking on your block

15. When they say chapel seminar will determine if you graduate or not

16. When you see someone with 06/ matric number in your 11/ class

17. Church services when it is exam period

18. When the lecturer says “next class is for AOC”

19. When your exam is in WRA or SCT and there are only 20 people in the whole hall

20. And you have to battle with CCTV

21. Checking your results on UMIS after a semester of Quilox and Weekend trips

22. And then when you finally graduate after all the challenges
