1. When you hear the bell for break time.

2. When the teacher doesn’t ask for his assignment.

3. When you hear the bell for dining.

4. When you have a free period just before closing time.

5. When there’s a staff meeting and your teacher doesn’t come to class.

6. When you get extra meat in dining.

7. When your mummy brings Jollof for you on visiting day.

8. When you get a letter from your crush

9. When your school mother comes to save you from punishment.

10. When that day student comes through with contraband

11. When you escape mass punishment in the hostel

12. When you get 50% in Math or Physics

13. Finding out nobody stole your bath water.

14. Finding space to iron your baffs.

15. Using a clean toilet immediately after inspection

16. When you’re broke and someone dashes you provisions