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1. When you turn 13 and can now officially leave children’s church.
2. How you look at your 12 year old friends still in children’s church.
3. You looking for a clique to join in teens church.
4. When you realise the snacks are not as nice as children’s church.
5. When you find out there is still memory verse and homework.
6. When you realise this is just a time wasting exercise till you get to “adult church”.
7. When your Sunday school teachers say you’ll be talking about sex and relationships next week.
8. When next week comes and they spend 2 hours saying “don’t have sex”/ “don’t near yourselves” in 500 different ways.
9. When they try to stylishly use teenagers to teach some of the Sunday school classes.
10. When you are dancing to Kirk Franklin’s “stomp” again for the 700th time.
11. When one of your oversabi pastors says you have to delete all your “worldly” music.
12. When they allow teenagers lead adult church and someone suggests you preach.
13. When your parents try to add mouth in what you are wearing to church.
14. When your sme-sme friends are now forming Mummy and Daddy G-O in teens church.
15. When you are now too old for teen church but you don’t want to go to adult church!
