1. “You don’t look like a Muslim”
Oshay spotter of genuine Muslims.
2. “You’re not like those Muslims, you’re different?”
Let’s have some sense please.
3. “Why haven’t you people tried to stop Boko Haram”
Okay, wait let me call them on my phone.
4. “You look hungry, can’t you just skip a day during Ramadan?”
Is it your hunger?
5. “Don’t you feel somehow being a Muslim”
Your face is somehow.
6. “You’re too fine to be Muslim”
So all Muslims are ugly?
7. “All of you are kuku terrorists”
Clap for yourself.
8. “Your beard makes you look like a Boko Haram terrorist”
Okay, I can steal your girl sha.
9. “Pork is sweet, you should try it”
Really bruhh?
10. “Do you shower with your hijab”
Yes na, I glued it to my head.
11. “When is your Christmas?”
When did they make Christmas a double holiday?
12. “Muslims want to take over Nigeria with Islamic Banking”
Your olodo is showing sha.
13. “Igbo/Yoruba people aren’t real Muslims”
Are you serious?
14. “What’s your English name?”
When did that become a thing?
15. “When will you go to Mecca and buy Jalabiya for me?”
Are you going to pay for my ticket though?
