1. When you see your best friend with her ex after swearing she can never go back to him:
“Well done oh! We will see at home.”
2. When you just got paid and you enter your favourite restaurant:
Yes! I’m a big boy
3. When someone is talking to you anyhow because they think you are mates:
“Please is it me you are talking to?”
4. When your weave is more than one month old and is itching in public:
Pat that weave!
5. When your mother comes to wake you up from deep sleep for night vigil:
Someone cannot sleep in peace!
6. When you ask your parents for something and they say “NO”:
Na wa oh!
7. When you see someone who owes you money trying to ignore you:
“ESSSSSSSSSSSS look here!”
8. When your lesson teacher starts teaching you a method different from the one your teacher taught you in school:
Oga don’t come and put me in trouble please oh!
9. When a man you’ve just met is calling you “baby”:
Baba match brake oh!
10. When you congratulate someone on their engagement and they answer “God will soon do your own”:
If you don’t get out of here!
11. When you walk into a spot your ex boyfriend is at:
Look at who is flourishing without you crusty!
12. When your mother-in-law tastes your cooking for the first time and she’s pleasantly surprised:
“Ah this is very nice!”
13. When you see your boyfriend being extra familiar with another girl:
Oga tread gently oh!
14. When you see your account balance after a weekend of recklessness:
So I am going to fast till the end of the month because no more money oh.
15. When the pastor talks about unexpected bank alert happening this week:
Please it’s needed!
